David Cameron's interview with urban radio station Capital Xtra was a fiasco with the prime minister opting for a song released in 1976 in a misguided bid to capture the youth vote.
As you might expect, the results of Cameron appearing on air are utterly horrifying and something akin to the episode of the Thick Of It relating to a certain zeitgeist tape. Mr. Cameron was quizzed on a variety of topics, with the first asking Britain's PM to choose between Love and Hip Hop, Big Brother and Keeping Up With The Kardashians.
“I’ve just dropped the microphone in shock at that question," David responded. "I’m not a Big Brother fan – I have watched it. I haven’t quite got into why everyone is interested in the Kardashians so I’m not doing very well on that one. So maybe I’ll try the hip hop show, that sounds a bit better."
The presenter then asked our glorious liege to pick a soundtrack to a campaign aiming to “to claw back the youth vote”, choosing from Jay Z, Iggy Azalea or Tinie Tempah.
He rebelliously picked none of those, responding: “The track I would like to have, but this really makes me sound so old, is ‘Let’s Stick Together’ by Bryan Ferry because I think that’s the message for the election.” (All youths love Bryan Ferry. He's wicked.)
Lastly he was asked to pick between Harvester, a Gordon Ramsay pub or Nandos.
To which England's top politician responded: “I’ve been to a Gordon Ramsay restaurant, I’ve been to Nando's and I’ve been to a Harvester. I think Nandos is the best value for money. I had a very good Nandos in Bristol.”
And that's the point he should have dropped the mic Alex Turner style and walked off stage. Send the invoice to No.10.