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If you love football but hate music, then Reading FC have got just the thing for you. Check out the utterly criminal 'They Call Us The Royals' below.
Imagine Bette Midler's 'Wind Beneath My Wings' produced by a drunk Pitbull in the name of Eurovision.
The 'song' was recently given the glorious première by being played on a big screen ahead of a match against Leeds - now the video has been unleashed upon the internet.
The singer Lady Sasima said: “I, along with my friends, wrote a song as a gift for Reading Football Club. We have made a music video together with it. So it will be an opening show. I was in the studio for many days doing that. It’s so meaningful for us to open the season well and for us to feel the spirit and the emotion of the fans with us."
"They have to be inside us," she actually said. "So we wrote the song which I’m pretty proud of. We tried to do the song in a trendy way."
This is what counts as 'trendy' in Reading...
Watch the abomination below
