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Just when you thought Father John Misty couldn't get any cooler, he goes the extra mile by providing colourful live commentary from a restaurant as he live tweets an awkward Tinder date.
The I Love You, Honeybear Star is often seen out in public and not giving a fuck - such as his meme-friendly loss at the BRIT Awards to Justin Bieber...
And, if you were in the same restaurant as FJM last night (as was girls' star Jemima Kirke) then you'd have caught him ear-wigging and live-tweeting along to what sounds like a fairly excruciating but typical Tinder date.
Behold, as the action unfolds...
Need further confirmation but pretty sure I'm sitting next to a Tindr date/// will keep you posted
— FATHER JOHN MISTY (@fatherjohnmisty) 22 March 2016
Dude went in strong exploiting presumed insecurities///she is talking about energy spheres///lots of mock accents happening///very steamy
— FATHER JOHN MISTY (@fatherjohnmisty) 22 March 2016
Mutually confirming length of time lived in LA///gratuitous "cheers" once drinks arrived///cross referencing potential mutual acquaintances
— FATHER JOHN MISTY (@fatherjohnmisty) 22 March 2016
Dude referencing numerous ways in which she is "refreshing"//ancient gym class anecdote///lots of gratitude//imploring not to "get me wrong"
— FATHER JOHN MISTY (@fatherjohnmisty) 22 March 2016
She identifies as an artist but doesn't want "to be that guy"//Girl from "GIRLS" is sitting nearby-both noticed independently of one another
— FATHER JOHN MISTY (@fatherjohnmisty) 22 March 2016
It's true, she was - as confirmed by sister Lola:
@jemimakirke + I just watched @fatherjohnmisty play on his phone for 2 hours at a bar. Waited anxiously for his doppelgänger to come...
— Lola Kirke (@LolaKirke) 22 March 2016
The action then continued...
She writes her own stuff///he is succeeding in a field he detests ideologically///
— FATHER JOHN MISTY (@fatherjohnmisty) 22 March 2016
Before he jumps to the assumption (we hope) that...
Now they are having sex
— FATHER JOHN MISTY (@fatherjohnmisty) 22 March 2016
A restaurant is one thing, but don't use your phone at a Father John Misty show - or he WILL troll you.
If you can keep your phone away, you can check out Father John Misty when he returns to the UK next year for a huge run of shows. Dates are below and tickets are available here.
Father John Misty will play:
Wed May 11 2016 - LEEDS O2 Academy Leeds
Thu May 12 2016 - GLASGOW O2 Academy Glasgow
Fri May 13 2016 - MANCHESTER Albert Hall
Sat May 14 2016 - GATESHEAD Sage
Sun May 15 2016 - NOTTINGHAM Rock City
Tue May 17 2016 - BRISTOL Colston Hall
Wed May 18 2016 - LONDON Roundhouse
Thu May 19 2016 - LONDON Roundhouse
Fri May 20 2016 - LONDON Roundhouse
Sat May 21 2016 - SOUTHAMPTON O2 Guildhall Southampton
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