Mick Jagger at the Hurricane Sandy benefit concert: "This has got to be the largest collection of old English musicians ever assembled in Madison Square Garden. But I've got to say, if it rains in London, you've got to come and help us, OK?"

Morrissey blaming the royals for a nurse's suicide: "[Kate] was in the hospital, as far as I could see, for absolutely no reason. She feels no shame about the death of this woman, she's saying nothing about the death of this poor woman. The arrogance of the British royals is absolutely staggering."

Depeche Mode's Martin Gore: "I'm not advocating violence, but I think somebody should shoot Simon Cowell."

Tulisa's Twitter rant about her boyfriend's ex-girlfriends: "These bitches r actually sick in the head....crazy 4 the cash boy.... lying skanks. Believe me I've seen HARD EVIDENCE #GETAJOBBROKEBITCHES"

Chris Brown to comedian Jenny Johnson: "Mom says hello... She told me not to shart in ur mouth, wanted me to s**t right on the retina."

Liam Payne after being asked what he would do about Syria if he was UN Secretary for a day: "I don't know what's going on in Syria, but I'd throw a big party!"

Elton John on Madonna: "Sorry, her career is over. Her tour has been a disaster and it couldn't happen to a bigger c***... She looks like a f**king fairground stripper."

Justin Bieber on his heritage: "I'm actually part Indian. I think Inuit or something? I'm enough percent that in Canada I can get free gas."

The Black Keys on Wolfgang Van Halen playing bass for Van Halen: "I mean, sure, Eddie Van Halen's son is a pretty good bass player and he's a 20-year-old kid and that's cool, but like, what the f**k is that? That''s f**king retarded. If someone is able to be in a band for 30 years and then people are okay with replacing him with a 17-year-old, they're obviously motherf**king assholes, right?"

Axl Rose snubbing the Rock n Roll Hall of Fame: "Hall Of Fame Induction Ceremony doesn't appear to be somewhere I'm actually wanted or respected. It's their show not mine ... I won't be attending The Rock And Roll Hall Of Fame Induction 2012 Ceremony."

The Game, speaking about Chris Brown's assault on Rihanna: "I feel like he made it back OK, and they're back together. What I thought of it, I just figured they were young and that was just, you know, one of those Hollywood mishaps. I don't think it'll happen again."

Stevie Nicks speaking about Nicki Minaj's comments towards Mariah Carey: "How dare this little girl!... If I had been Mariah I would have walked over to Nicki and strangled her to death right there... I would have killed her in front of all those people and had to go to jail for it."

Mark E Smith on Mumford & Sons: "I was talking to the promoter who's a mate of mine and said, 'look, don't take the p**s. You've stuck us next to some mongoloid Irish folk band.'"

Carla Bruni: "My generation doesn't need feminism."

Wolfgang Van Halen: "Fun fact: Was just insulted by that sh**ty boy band #OneDirection in the lobby of our hotel this morning! Greetings Birmingham! No joke. That ACTUALLY happened. That group of kids in #OneDirection were dickheads to @IIEROCKII @GWDrums and I."

Tommy Lee: "Taking pictures! I hate it! Irritates the f**k out of me when people say...you owe it to your fans, they put you where you are, etc etc! I certainly don't owe anybody anything! When I bought all my Led Zeppelin records and concert tickets I didn't say 'one day these f**kers are gonna owe me a picture. It's the least they can do for me!'...wtf people?"

Madonna, on practicing Christian President Obama: "Now, it's so amazing and incredible to think that we have an African-American in the White House ... we have a black Muslim in the White House."

Example: "Does anyone know any nice people from Wigan? Because all I hear is death threats." "Tweeted earlier about how most abuse I get on twitter is from people in Wigan. Unsurprisingly this has resulted in more abuse... from Wigan."

Christopher Maloney reportedly referred to contestant Carolynne Pool as a "c**t" in rehearsals.

Alan Sugar: "Next PR stunt for @officialtulisa "My cat died of exhaustion and heart attack". SUN headline 'Tulisa agonises over her worn out pussy'."

Dappy: "Ur a dickhead in your HOOD you've never BEEN KNOWN,,I'll get your Face Fucked DOWN SYNDROME...That's all I'm saying...#Im2Hard4dissBitchBoy"

Lady Gaga: "Adele is bigger than me, how come nobody says anything about it?"

Lil Wayne: "Tell her I skate/ I ain't got no worries/ No Frank Ocean, I'm straight"

Courtney Love on Dave Grohl: "dave tried to f**k me a lot and i always thought he had that romney rape thing about him he f**ked all my pals"

Professor Green: "Bulimia is quite an intelligent eating disorder...it'd be easier just to chew food and spit it out but still, you get to eat whatever you want and stay skinny. #winning"