Riff Raff is offering up his services as prom date, for the modest price of $28,000.
The rapper posted the offer on his Instagram, specifying that his lucky prom date will receive full Twitter & Instagram promo for 7 days, a Lamborghini ride to the event, and freestyle videos and iconic prom pictures all night.
The slightly creepy part is that the deal also offers "the best penthouse suite in town" for whichever high-school student will pay a 32-year-old man to be their date. He does specify that they have to be 18+ though, so that's something.
On reflection, we've decided we would pay around $28,000 to not go to prom with Riff Raff.