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As anyone who bought Beyonce's 2006 album will no doubt remember, 4 September is Beyonce's birthday.
To celebrate Beyonce gracing the planet for the same amount of time as Jesus, courtesy of Stylist, we would like to share with you the greatest Beyonce fan-fiction Twitter account around.
Simultaneously celebrating and satirizing Beyonce's flawless reputation, the account shares an imagined insight into the day-to-day life of one of the biggest stars on the planet.
Have a good one Beyonce (we're pretty sure she's reading this).
Beyoncé cuts open an avocado and finds a diamond inside. Unfazed, she scoops it into the garbage and finishes her snack.
— BEYONCE FANFICTION (@BEYONCEFANFIC) March 1, 2014
Beyoncé overhears a conversation about God's gender. She smirks and takes a sip of Perrier. It transforms into wine upon grazing her lips.
— BEYONCE FANFICTION (@BEYONCEFANFIC) May 21, 2014
Beyoncé can't find a single pair of heels to match her new Marni clutch, so she extends the color spectrum to create an 8th color.
— BEYONCE FANFICTION (@BEYONCEFANFIC) March 12, 2014
Beyoncé receives gushing fan-mail from Lady Gaga. She responds with a dictated-but-not-read thank you card and encloses a check for $5.
— BEYONCE FANFICTION (@BEYONCEFANFIC) August 27, 2014
Guests begin arriving at Beyoncé's house party. As Michelle Williams parks her Honda Civic, the entire house vanishes, leaving a vacant lot.
— BEYONCE FANFICTION (@BEYONCEFANFIC) August 21, 2014
Beyoncé tries to film an ice bucket challenge video, but the chilled water is afraid of causing her discomfort and won't leave its bucket.
— BEYONCE FANFICTION (@BEYONCEFANFIC) August 20, 2014
Beyoncé laughs at the iPhone 6 prototype leaks and sends a screenshot to Michelle Obama from her iPhone 7.
— BEYONCE FANFICTION (@BEYONCEFANFIC) March 24, 2014
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