As if the news of Jason leaving Take That wasn't devastating enough, now we learn that Kelis doesn't even like milkshakes. All music is a lie. We should probably just give up now.
The writer of probably the best ever song about milkshakes has admitted that while hers may indeed bring all the boys to the yard, she certainly won't be consuming it.
As Digital Spy reports, Kelis was speaking to a reporter after a recent gig in Berlin when she said: "Funnily, enough I don't actually drink milkshakes."
Watch the video for 'Milkshake' below
We think we can probably get over it. She was the bona fide queen of UK summer festivals - crowned when an official Kelis tent went on sale.
Below: 14 exclusive photos of Kelis killing it at Somerset House, London