Photo: WENN
Nick Grimshaw and Keith Lemon are the joint favourites to host next year's Brit Awards. God help us.
As NME reports, the pair both have odds of 5/1 with bookies William Hill, with Pet Shop Boys third-favourites along with Dermot O'Leary and Jack Whitehall.
Grimshaw hosted various TV shows, including T4, before taking over as Radio 1 breakfast show host in 2012.
Lemon meanwhile, is the 'comedy' alter-ego of Leigh Francis, and hosts ITV's least funny panel show (which is saying something) Celebrity Juice.
According to William Hill spokesperson Joe Crilly, "People cannot get enough of Keith Lemon and Nick Grimshaw at the moment." Pardon? He continued, "They seem like logical choices to fill James Corden's shoes."
The betting odds follow this morning's news that artist Tracey Emin will be designing the winners' statuest for the 2015 ceremony, which takes place in London's O2 Arena on 25 February.