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Remember that rapper who made headlines in April for cutting off his own penis? Well, he now wants to become a pornstar.
Before you ask, "but how?", Andre Johnson has had said appendage successfully reattached with "full functionality". Phew. Now, he wants to put his reinvigorated penis to good use and enter into the world of porn.
Johnson, a member of the hip hop group Northstar, has told TMZ that he wants to appear in porn "soon". When asked if he was actually able to, he replied: "Does it work?! Can Chris Brown dance? Can Kanye West rant? Can Jay Z fight off a trick?". We'll take that as yes, then.
Luckily for Johnson, it seems dreams do come true - adult film boss Steve Hirsch of Vivid Entertainment has said he's "definitely interested" in casting Johnson in a skin flick, pending an investigation of Johnson's genital area.
Meanwhile, Johnson also confirmed the obvious - that yes, he was on drugs the night of the gruesome incident, which saw him jump out of a window after bidding adieu to his privates. "PCP involved when I jumped out the window! Kids, say no to drugs," he told TMZ.
It was originally reported Johnson was affiliated with hip hop collective Wu Tang Clan because of his brief working relationship with RZA. However, Wu Tang Clan have understandably distanced themselves from Johnson, posting a now-deleted message on their website reading: "Parental Advisory : Don't Believe The HYPE. This Mother Fucker Ain't Got Shit to do with The WUTANG Brand."