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We have a contendor for worst song of the year. Cue Michael Bay's abortion of a Ninja Turtles movie and it's crappy theme tune.
Remember the days of "Ninja, ninja rap" and all that feel good nostalgic Vanilla Ice fun? Well Bay, Kill the Noise, Madsonik, Juicy J, Wiz Khalifa and Ty Dolla $ign have stamped on the neck of all that. Seriously never, ever have so many people worked on such a terrible, terrible song. Two terrible dubstep producers, three rubbish rappers and a bad concept does not a good song make people.
Listen to 'Shell Shocked' from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles reboot below
Somehow the rappers have managed to turn the huge potential for brilliant puns and storytelling into lyrics like "green in my pockets" (because turtles are green like money GET IT). Obviously we shouldn't expect much more from 'Dark Horse' rapper Juicy J, his buddies and their lyrical skill. Go back to school chaps.
Check out how a Ninja Turtles track SHOULD sound below
