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If you're reading this, we're assuming you're not at Glastonbury, although stranger things have happened. The best thing to do is avoid TV, radio and music websites, so after you look at this article we recommend you turn off your computer.
Whilst almost 200,000 people descend upon Worthy Farm this weekend, there's quite a lot more of us who won't, regrettably, be there. The best thing to do is make light of the situation, so here's some of our favourite tweets we've seen from people not going to Glastonbury and really don't care. Honest.
Goooooodbye parents who are going to Glastonbury and somehow not me! Thanks guys x
— Isabel Bailey (@isabelxxx) June 26, 2014
The coaches to #Glastonbury are outside my work!! Not only am I not going but it's being rubbed in my face!!
— Jenny Baker (@JennyB_1987) June 26, 2014
I'm not going to Glastonbury, I'm working. Plus side, I don't have to watch Metallica and will use an indoor toilet all weekend #winning
— Kate Tittley (@LeTitts) June 25, 2014
A muddy field, soaking wet smelly tent, revolting toilets and piss heads keeping you awake all night. Gutted I'm not going to Glastonbury!
— Bobby Botswana (@Maplestead4) June 25, 2014
Glad I'm not going to Glastonbury!! Good old #bbc pic.twitter.com/dMGW1Im6HQ
— Dan (@danstephenson0) June 25, 2014
My mums trying to make me jealous that's she's going Glastonbury like can u not
— Leokadja (@LotpotLotty) June 25, 2014
The 'Not going to Glastonbury Blues' have well and truly set in.
— Gareth Coxon (@GarethDotDesign) June 25, 2014
Totally 100% fine about not going to Glastonbury. Yep. Fine. Absolutely. 😶
— Charlie Torrible (@TorrBalls) June 25, 2014
Everyone not going to Glastonbury, we are now entering #antiglasti - ie not having to swim in mud and listen to Kasabian
— will.am.i? (@williamnichols) June 25, 2014
I'm not jealous of those going to Glastonbury. In the slightest. I'm not. I hate it there. I'm so much happier not going. (sobs loudly)
— Christian Edwards (@chrisedwards79) June 25, 2014
Not going to Glastonbury? Here's how to enjoy your weekend. 1. Have some long hot baths 2. Enjoy your own clean toilet 3. Relax in bed
— Emily (@Miss_EBP) June 25, 2014
Below: Exclusive behind the scenes photos from Glastonbury 2014
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