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The world collectively shook its head sadly when Robin Thicke announced he'd be naming his new LP after his estranged ex-wife Paula Patton. He's now "unveiled" the artwork and incredibly creepy tracklisting for the record, and we feel poor Paula should look into a restraining order.
The only thing offensive about Paula's (the album, not his estranged actress wife) artwork is the poor design and Microsoft Word font. The titles of the songs, however, have made the hairs on the back of our neck stand up. In a bad way.
The tracklist, which reads like a stalker's manifesto, includes tracks such as 'Get Her Back', 'You're My Fantasy', 'Still Madly Crazy', and the vaguely threatening 'Lock the Door'. He should just go all the way and add a track called 'If I Can't Have You, Nobody Will' to the end of the record.
Here is Robin Thicke singing 'Get Her Back' on The Voice:
The worrying tracklist for Paula, released July 1, is below:
1. 'You're My Fantasy'
2. 'Get Her Back'
3. 'Still Madly Crazy'
4. 'Lock the Door'
5. 'Whatever I Want'
6. 'Living in New York City'
7. 'Love Can Grow Back'
8. 'Black Tar Cloud'
9. 'Too Little Too Late'
10. 'Tippy Toes'
11. 'Something Bad'
12. 'The Opposite of Me'
13. 'Time of Your Life'
14. 'Forever Love'
Below - 9 of the creepiest love songs ever written: