Robin Thicke's Twitter Q&A was an epic disaster

'You're stranded on a desert island, are you still a chauvinistic pig?' and much, much worse

Woah. Okay. Don't ease us in gently or anything Robin. Get straight to the point. The very, very creepy point.

Tuesday 1st July 2014 by Gaby Whitehill

Why in fresh hell is it that PRs, at a time when their client is reviled by 80% of the world's population, think it's a REALLY GOOD idea for them to do a Twitter Q&A (see: James Arthur)? Why?

We're not complaining, because it's hilarious (yes, we're mean). Everyone's horrible on Twitter anyway, so when the general public have the opportunity to put questions to a musician who's currently about as popular as Robert Mugabe then sh*t is going to go down. So who's the latest musical idiot to serve themself up for a public internet flogging? Why, it's future revenge killer and current actual stalker Robin Thicke. Sigh.

Today, Thicke and VH1 join forces for a special Twitter Q&A session. Officially, we suppose it's in aid of Thicke's new album Paula, but unofficially we think VH1 just felt like having a good old laugh at Thicke's expense. We don't blame them. Here are the best HASHTAG ASK THICKE tweets.

Have a burning question for @robinthicke? Submit your ?s for tomorrow's Twitter Q+A using #AskThicke! pic.twitter.com/LwWKWlBysg
— VH1 (@VH1) June 30, 2014

This is a horrible idea. “@VH1: Have a burning question for @robinthicke? Submit your ?s using #AskThicke! pic.twitter.com/yAjD1JzA7E”
— Juke Skywalker (@TheCoolTeacher_) June 30, 2014

@VH1 @robinthicke From writing an obsessive stalker song to blurring lines of consent, why do you continue to be such a creep? #AskThicke
— Pulin Modi (@IAmTomorrow) June 30, 2014

why do you never see baby pigeons? #AskThicke
— The Bypass Kid (@wrinklytimelord) July 1, 2014

#AskThicke if a woman says no but 'you know she wants it'. How many years in prison would you serve for statutory rape?
— Wilbo (@Janus456) July 1, 2014

If you put Vaseline on your eyeballs, and visit the zoo, do you see Blurred Lions, you big gimp? #AskThicke
— TittyBiscuits. (@dawneywawney) July 1, 2014

#AskThicke What's it like being the human personification of a mid life crisis?
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) July 1, 2014

#AskThicke It might seem like some of the questions on this hashtag are cruel and abusive but Robin, I know you want it
— Kitty (@KittyKnits) July 1, 2014

You're stranded on a desert island, are you still a chauvinistic pig? #AskThicke
— Gearóidín McEvoy (@GaRoDean) July 1, 2014

#AskThicke hey, psst, whichever intern is reading these: I will straight up send you $1000 if you punch him in the balls
— Werner Heartthrob (@DuncanVB) July 1, 2014

What influenced you to change your lyrical style from incredibly rapey to disconcertingly stalkerish? #AskThicke
— Pooka (@halfabear) July 1, 2014

#AskThicke Has she called?
— davidviola (@davidviola) June 30, 2014

Why do you feel entitled to a woman's love? RT @VH1: Have a burning question for @robinthicke? Submit your ?s using #AskThicke!
— Brittany Schray (@brittanyschray) June 30, 2014

Below - The 6 creepiest moments of Robin Thicke's 'Get Her Back' video: